Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. ~ Ann Landers

There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.  ~Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.  ~Zenna Schaffer

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.  ~Dave Barry

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.  ~Author Unknown

May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.  ~Irish Blessing